PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.
wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some